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"This is shocking... do I belong here?"
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"This is shocking... do I belong here?"
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Otto grew up in the deep sea watching corporate life through old magazines that sank to the ocean floor. He thought "How hard could office work be?" Turns out, pretty hard when you accidentally electrocute your coworkers.
SeaScale Marketing, day one. Otto's presenting to the board when his nerves kick in. ZAP! Every electronic in the room dies. The CEO's laptop, the projector, even the coffee machine. Otto hides in the supply closet for the rest of the day.
AquaTech Solutions seemed safer. Phone support, minimal electricity needed. Wrong. Every angry customer call made Otto's stress spike and ZAP! - dead phone line. His supervisor kept asking about the "electrical issues" at his desk.
Desperate times at Tentacle Café. Morning rush, one complaining customer, and Otto's defensive shock traveled straight through the espresso machine. Every coffee for the next hour tasted like... well, electricity. Fired that same day.
After 17 failed jobs, Otto tried working from his underwater cave. Even video calls weren't safe - his stress made cameras glitch. Coworkers nicknamed him "Otto the Glitch" behind his back.
Then Otto realized something: maybe being "shocking" wasn't a bug, it was a feature. Maybe the right job would appreciate an octopus who literally brings electricity to work. Maybe impostor syndrome was just his brain protecting him from places that didn't deserve his unique talents.